Part Time Jobs You Can Do From Home At Night

*wha-pish* top of the morning to ya laddies! my name is jacksepticeye, and welcome back to night in the woooooooooods! that's a throw back when mae said that she wants to run naked through the woods when she was drunk. um, i don't think anybody's online this morning for me to talk to. they're all being boring. why not? also, somebody told me that i have to hang out with angus more so if i get a choice to hang out with angus today

i'm going to do that! because i haven't hung out with angus properly because i like bea and gregg more but that's no reason to not hang out with my buddy angy! because apparently you get to learn more about his character and his upbringing and that kinda stuff. okay? we weren't going to talk there for a while. cat-mom voice: honey...you ok? mae voice: ugh. mornings are tough right now. cat-mom voice: are you... pregnant?

mae-voice: no! cat-mom voice: oh honey, is that why you came home??? mae voice: *voice crack* no! not at all! cat-mom voice: sweetie, you can tell me! i've been there! continue cat-mom voice: and despite nature's intentions, god came through and blessed us with you! continue cat-mom voice: you were a miracle baby! mae voice: that's me... mae voice: ...a miracle cat-mom voice: after all- after all the miscarriages, we'd given up hope.

cat-mom: and then there you were! mae voice: and here i am now. cat-mom: so if you're pregnant, mae voice: i'm not pregnant! cat-mom voice: *wrong voice* i was not in a situation where pregnancy happens! oh! that, that was her mae voice: *correct voice* i was not in a situation where pregnancy happens! cat-mom voice: ok ok i just want you to know that you can always come to us with this aww what a good mom

mae voice: okay. noted. can we talk about anything else? cat-mom voice: sure! ugh also i'm still not a hundred percent so the voices there a little rough. cat-mom voice: you know, if you did have a baby mae voice: ok!! mae voice: i'm out!! cat-mom voice: ha ha ha, ok sweetie.

cat-mom: i'm sorry, i get excited about grandbabies mae: it's fine... i'll be back later. cat-mom: love you! mae: love you too. mae: bye mom!! mae: precious little bean! are we having a nice day? we're having a fuckin' fine day today. i don't really see the reason to go right cause it just leads out into the highway kinda thing

i'm going to beat you mister! i'm going to be you and your car! damn it! he's faster than me. i mean, what am i supposed to do? i'm just a little maebay with my tiny little bean legs. ok, lets talk to selmers. mae: what is up selmers?! apparently selmers is a girl.

i didn't know that. mary ann selmers? selmers: hey, mae. selmers: you alright? mae: yeah i guess. why? selmers: you look like... selmers: ...you went through the dryer? selmers: on the wrong setting mae: ha ha yeah

mae: *awkward laugh* long week is all. selmers: you wanna hear a poem? selmers: cheer you up?! mae: ahhhh sure! selmers: "life goes on selmers: it feels so long selmers: but i report... selmers: ...life is too short." *forced laugh...?*

selmers: here's another happy one selmers: "life is great, but life is hard selmers: let's grill hot dogs..... in the backyard." mae: thank you selmers. selmers: they cheer you up? mae: they did. yay! awww... thanks selmers!

i appreciate you most of all! i mean most of all! you're back this direction. i don't know what direction. you're back over here! bye selmers! *dances to music* are we going to go talk to -uh- to bea bea hopefully i love bea. who is your favorite character, by the way? cause i have a lot. i have greg, mae and bea

are some of my favorite we'll go in and talk to bea and see what happens if she asks for us to hang out, we won't. mae: hey bea bea: hey. mae: you alright? mae: you seem down. bea: oh, it's nothing bea: stuff mae: you wanna talk about it

bea: nah mae: ok bea: oof, what are you up to today? mae: i don't know. mae: wandering around town. bea: have fun. so, i think that that's my opportunity to get to hang out with her. i think they all kinda have those opportunities so i wanna see if angus has one. cause we didn't hang out with angus, ever.

that's not fair. he's a cute little bear-man. sorry mr. pige. angus: hey mae. mae: hey dude. mae: totally what's up. angus: nothing mae: you ok? angus: yeah

mae: *confused* ...ohhkay? angus: sorry, don't mind me. aww, but we don't get a chance to hang out with him. greggor! i wanna see if i can hang with *gregg voice* greggory. haven't hung out with him in a while either. last time we hung out, i stabbed him. i shouldn't stab my friends. straight into the snaclin, bro.

it also makes me really happy, um, because i was at pax and because i got to meet people who said that they really like the series. which is always really cool. i love when i find a series that people are really into and really like not only that i'm into but everybody else is into as well. but a lot had said that they love the voices that i've given the characters. some of them i'm a bit off and some of them i'm not too happy with but that happens with every series i do where i do voices but

made me really happy that people like the main character voices that i gave. which is really- it's always a nice thing and people were saying that those are the voices that they always hear now whenever they see or read the characters, which is cool thank you! gregg: sup duder mae: hey gregg: how you holding up? mae: surviving mae: had the weirdest dream last night

gregg: really? mae: i met god. gregg: geez... mae: and they were kind of an asshole. gregg: huh? mae: yep. mae: that's how my week is going. gregg: can i offer you a complimentary slushie? gregg: to replace the idea of a caring god

gregg: i can throw in some chips? mae: ha ha. i'm good. gregg: so, what's up? mae: just checking in mae: you wanna hang out? gregg: yeah man! let's roll!!!!! ugh. that's a hard voice to do when you're sick. uh....... mae: so... uh...

mae: this is the thing? gregg: this... is the thing. mae: it's kind of our son. mae: we brought him into this world. gregg: well gregg: you helped. oh yeah, this is the fucking- the mask and shit that we stole. mae: it kinda smells weird. gregg: anyway

mae: so... what are we doing tonight? gregg: i dunno. we have bea's car. mae: really?! mae: we should go to doughnut wolf! gregg: oh yeah! mae: i haven't been since i got back. mae: i need some of those 'slammercakes'. gregg: they have pancakes some too, for some reason. *goofy laugh* mae: oooooooooh!

gregg: hey, cap'n! gregg: doughnut wolf? ooooh... hey, angus. gregg: they got pancakes now! *awkward silence...* angus: fine. gregg: ride the chariot! mae: to doughnut hell! *laughing*

both: awoooooooooooooooooooooo!! *laughing* *coughing* that's what you guys are: fucking legends. oh... god... i just love i love the... the way they make the characters feel. the characters feel like characters. that's awesome it really feels like being that age again.

i mean, it wasn't that long ago since i was, like, 20. 7 years ago? i guess that's a pretty long time. mae: and that's all the people i've kissed. see, that kind of shit. you just come into a conversation that they're talking about the people they've kissed. because that's the kind of weird shit that people talk about in real life anyway. i love that! gregg: that's... two people...

gregg: kinda... gregg: one and a half... thanks for like, uh, coming again, we live hear. yeah, you're in my living room. i'll accept the thanks so like...do you have an idea what's going on? there's a ghost following me there's a ghost that's in my head

like the night after i saw the kidnapping or i think it was a kidnapping i had this dream i barley remember except for this sound this horrible sound and this feeling i keep hearing it whenever the ghost gets nearby and it's like someone rips a hole in my brain

does that make any sense? i know you guys don't believe me it's not that i don't believe that something's happening with you i just don't know that it's a... ghost yeah dude! there are like 50 better explanations for all of this like what? you have like sudden stress migraines and you saw something that freaked you out and make you stress out. i get migraines.

and mae, you've gone through a lot of life changes recently and i dunno, stress does weird things to people. ok, fine, fine, whatever. i'm going up into the woods i know this thing is up there i know what i saw and if you don't believe me, that's fine i'll go alone. you're really gonna hike up past the basketball court?

it's late dude. what do you all care? you don't believe me anyway i'll go huh? listen, i don't believe in ghost but i believe in you. aww, dude so let's go find your ghost. i was fixin' to say something like that but you said it better aww...you guys

it's not even ghost hunting season. yeah, it's buck. i love how gregg is just sittin' there like "i'm proud of all my friends." we're outlaws. thank you for believing me mostly i just don't want you wandering around up there, alone, at night close enough

alright let's hunt some ghost. aww you guys are my best friends arrgg haven't been here on a night hike in a long time. gotta listen for owls. why? owls are cool.

alright. i got work in the morning let's go catch us a ghost. oh yeah thoughts thought angus is psychic...psychic, she spelt it wrong the first time but his hat blocks it. he's psychic but his hat blocks it

that's a good way no clues but angus saw him too. aww, i have a star. *coughs* ok troops! lets rooool out! time to find us a ghoster doo you guys like me, right? how have i never been back up here? fences work?

nah. people are up here all the time. i came here when i was like 12. what's up here? just old junk and trees and animals. what is it, bea? nothing nothing? did you see something? i was praying

wooooooooooow really? yeah, let's go. you praying for someone or about someone? for yourself or for us? are we going to die? were you praying for us? beeeaaa!? answer!

you're not answering can i talk to any of you guys? no ok, whatever that's cool i'm just glad you guys are here with me and i don't have to go alone because i would've been scared. and i don't like being scared it sucks

wow! gotta put all this stuff somewhere i guess you remember this when you were 12, gregg? yeah. i was scared of it. how'd they even get all of this back up in here? *shudder* what's up? nothing, just like all this old, old stuff out here

it's here every night when you go to sleep. so? it's out here, in the dark. so old. so old, so old, so old so very, very old dude! hey mae! i'm fine.

we should go back. this is stupid. no, it's fine. ghost hunt. woo. fun you sure you ok? i'm not sure anybody is ok anymore. i'm hearing a deep rumble. oh god, when we go into silhouettes, that's not a good sign. this is like the dream i had when everything was all red. and this is the sound.

what the ha *honk* oh my god it's a fuckin' cult! *muffled* no! no! ah hell, he's awake already anyone got any juice? no. *muffled* no. guys

aw, hell. *muffled* guys...guys...wait lurv. you knew this was gonna happen. you knew it the moment you screwed this whole thing up. it ain't like you weren't on the other side of this before *muffled* it was a mistake *muffled* i owned up to it! lurv. this is you ownin' up to it. *muffled* aren't i allowed to make one mistake?

one mistake??? you left a goddamn arm in fronta the click clak!! cuz of you, god knows what's gonna happen to this town! *muffled* what was i supposed to do?? it was your screw up! ugh! his leg's stuck. and it wasn't like you couldn't a called any of us!! *muffled* i panicked, ok?! i was embarrased! i sure wish you'd called me, lurv.

you think any of us want to do this? *muffled* guys, we can figure something out nothing to figure out. *muffled* but..but i got a family! lurv. don't insult us. you know you don't gotta worry about jeanie and the girls. they will be completely taken care of. they'll never want for nothin' he's not gonna budge with that leg stickin' straight out

aw, hell.--oh, different voice. *muffled* d-dave! rick! bennie! you guys know me! alright dave, you hold 'im. i'm sorry, lurv. you know we got no choice. and i'd appreciate it if you stopped laying a guilt trip on us. they gonna fucking kill him!? *muffled* no! no! no! hold 'im still! *muffled* noo!

*cracking noise and muffled screaming* hold still! this'll go easier if--*crack* *muffled screaming* alright. he's free. lurv. lurv. ain't no one can hear you out this far out. you're just puttin' yourself to more anguish, an--*muffled screaming* i...aw hell, let's get this over with. wish you'd just make this easy, lurv.

ugh god, his bone's stickin' out. *gasp* the hell!? shit. oh god they know me. mae? mae borowski? run!!! it was a fuckin' cult all this time! oh well of course they know me because...they've been spying on me. oh god.

it's like an endless runner now! run mae!!! run away from the bad demons! this is like hot fuzz. which, as i've said many times is my favorite movie ever made. so this is fucking awesome! well not this part, this part's not like hot fuzz. hup! they're gettin' closer... i don't like this! they're gettin' closer like jason derulo.

run mae! can i do anything? can i stop 'em? can i throw...shit in their face? *gunshot* why aren't they hitting the bushes!? what happened? am i dead? aww. i really don't like being dead. okay, so it's not a ghost. part 4, the end of everything. is this like the final part of the game?

...okay. nice. yep. dude, you are way better at this than i am. i'm not good a like...anything. i'm not this good, like good at anything. i still play a lot. got lots of old games at home. collect 'em.

huh. i've never been over to your place. i don't take anyone there. secret? i live in a tree. *laughter* i'd believe that. you are a bird. where else would a bird live? okay, well. i'm playing as gregg!

what!? so, is she dead? no idea. no response from her parents. ohh, she's in the hospital! maybe they're at the hospital? she might be like braindead or something. more so than usual. dude! sorry. that sounded funnier in my head. oh, i relate to you.

i relate to you, bea. the amount of times i've said something in my head and then said it out loud and then people are like-- what is wrong with you? it's, uh, it's a bad one. geez. i don't see the dude. he was outside my building last night. late. any idea who these people are? i have zero clue.

i can't come up with any explanations that aren't nuts. cult. they're a little culter-do. ok. so...got brownies, got sodas... hey, cap'n. hey bug. you making, like, 3 dinners at once? brownies are in the oven. thinking about making that lasagna we got and forgot about?

we have lasagna!? yeah! way back in the back! --i'm sorry if my voice for, um, angus makes him sound dumb. it's kind of the voice i gave sans in undertale when i started that, kind of a patrick star voice. but he just looks like he'd have that, like *low and scratchy* 'i'm really lovable, but i talk like this, and that makes me more lovable. i thought that was, like, the wall. nope. hey hon, you should maybe go sleep or something...

you've barely sat down in the past 24 hours. good dinner makes everyone feel better. someone's gotta take care of you. dude, let me take care of you. this. this stuff i'm doing? this helps me. ok. that's cool. we're gonna make it through this. we are gonna make it through this. love you.

aww, you guys are the fucking cutest! give him a kiss! mwah! love-come on! give him a lil smoocheroo, tell him you love him again! hey. ju-just wanna say. it was cool of you to go to possum jump with mae. i know the scout camp isn't like the most fun place from when you were a kid. it's cool. like, it was cathartic. i need to defrost the lasagna.

or do i? do you cook it frozen? dude, you're the cook. i'm the one who fucks everything up. uhm...i don't know. dude, they got a lunar freeze too! just like the-the grand lady. awesome. okay! *groans at voice crack* okay. i'm gonna leave this episode here. 'cause it seems like a big thing is about to happen after this and i don't want to launch into anything ...too much! right now, before the next episode.

finally, we're gettin' some answers. and finally something is about to start happening. not that there's anything wrong with this game just going back and forth and just talking to your friends all the time. because it's very, it's very world and character building. the stuff we've been leading up to, by now. but at some point, something has to go on. and it's nice that we're finally figuring out that, like yes. there's someone been following us. there's something like that happening but now it's like, 'ooh! there's more of them!'

maybe they're doing something for the greater good! *deeply* the greater good. *snap* you get that reference? i hope so. um... but that's cool! i wouldn't have expected a cult. or, i mean, what else could they be? seemed very cult-like to me. maybe they're just the neighborhood watch. trying to keep their town in check. probably not 'cause the town looks like shit. *laughing* um, but anyway!

thank you guys, so much for watching this episode. if you liked it-- punch that like button in the face. like a boss! and... high-fives all 'round. *wa-pish* thank you guys, and i will all you dudes... in the next video! *outro music*

i realized my outro sounds like a mix between gregg and bea's voice. punch that like button! ...*low* like a boss. *laughing*