alright, dad. i've got to go. i'm working. [chuckle] working hard or hardly working? dad, we've been over this. just because i work from home does not mean that i- nevermind, i've got to go. this one goes out to my 1099s and my llcs. those people that work from home. tripp and tyler that's right. in parenthesis, featuring rayvon owen. closed parenthesis. it's 9 in the am, so i get out of bed. open up facebook to see what everyone said. change out of my sweats, into work sweats. commute to my office is just 39 steps. get the kids' lunches packed. i tell them have a great day. open up my laptop and try to make some headway. send a message to greg, he won't respond for an hour. hmm, sportscenter again? or al and matt lauer. but before i start working, got to fully wake up. wait, are we really out of k-cups!? check facebook again. conference call's at 10. got to keep it on mute to let the bug guy in. i'm on the same call, also got it on mute, because...